Reasons not to use in front of the police, file this under.

Police asked Jennifer Crosby, 43, for her license, registration, and proof of insurance when she was stopped for having broken headlights.

So it only made sense that she provided them the 22-year-old daughter’s license. Crosby continued by telling the police officer that she had an unusual medical ailment that caused her to age quickly, sensing that the officer wasn’t totally sold.

The venerable Benjamin Button defense, I see.

Surprisingly, the officer didn’t believe her and quickly verified her identification on the system, at which point she acknowledged that her license had been suspended.

She was then taken into custody and lodged in the local jail.